Thursday, April 20, 2006

 

For The Wingnut Doilies Who Read WorldNetDaily

Here's a good reason why Bush's warrantless domestic surveillance in violation of FISA is nothing like Clinton's "using spy satellite surveillance of white supremacists after the OKC bombing" --

the first story is true; the second one is FALSE! Apples and oranges . . .

If you do a google search, you'll find the sole citation for this latest "Clinton did it, too!" defense to be the McCurtain [Oklahoma] Daily Gazette -- a wingnut publication that seems to have two crusading "journalists" who have scooped everyone else in the world on the OKC bombing -- it's a huge coverup, and the federal government was behind it!

(They like to publish "Bigfoot"-sighting stories, too, but let's not hold that against them.)

What do Little Dixie's Woodward & Bernstein base their Clinton-spy-satellite story confabulation on? Why, on US Secret Service documents that their birdcage liner alone got wind of! In fact, these two get leaked more sinister government documents (which, curiously, never seem to get reviewed by authentication experts) than any pair SINCE Woodstein!

Because if I'm gonna leak an earth-shattering story, about sinister government conspiracies, I'm running off to Bumfuck, Oklahoma, to do it in THIS newspaper!

(This also answers a question often asked on wingnut websites and discussion groups:

"Why hasn't this story been circulated and publicized more by the mainstream media?"

{raising hand:} Oooh! I know! I know!

Uh, because it's bullshit?)

posted by Michael 10:58 PM