Tuesday, August 09, 2005

 

War Mom Flushes Embattled Leader From Desert Spider Hole

His "Crawferd proppity" under siege by a grieving war mother and his poll numbers plummeting ever abyssward, the Chickenshitkicker-in-Chief paraded out his economic team before reporters today, for an impromptu "press conference." Unfortunately, a nervous, confused and crosseyed Bush was able to hit most of his "safe" buzzphrases, but slurred his words and forgot some points midsentence.

Somebody needs to tell the White House's Dr. Nick to throttle back on Junior's thorazine.

posted by Michael 11:06 PM