Saturday, June 04, 2005

 

A Modest Proposal

I have an idea that just might tear the attention of the American media away from runaway brides, missing Caribbean vacationers, Kobe Bryant trysters, etc., etc. -- and force them to cover, oh let's say, the implications of the Downing Street Memo:

GPS chips, to be implanted -- "preemptively," if you will -- in every white woman in the United States.

Think about it: No more Shondra Levys; no more JonBenet Ramseys; no more Elizabeth Smarts. We'll be able to instantly track every single white woman's whereabouts in this country, at all times.

All the anxious busybodies in Congress who passed the Terri Schiavo legislation ought to be pleased with this plan. And the rest of us will appreciate having significantly less "pseudo-news" crap constantly fouling up our airwaves.

posted by Michael 11:46 PM