Saturday, February 26, 2005

 

Go Visit The Poor Man!

The Editors there have posted what may become the definitive essay on Gannon, called

I Have A Vewy Gweat Fwiend In Wome Named Bigus Dickus

Go! Hie thee hence!

Favorite lines -- (God speaking:)

I didn't create the universe so I could spend all my time tutoring shaved monkeys in Remedial Cluefulness. . . . God made Jeff Gannon a cock-headed man-whore in order to make a point; Satan made the details of the affair clownish, and made sure that all of his hilariously embarrassing come-on photos were still available on the web, in order to distract you from that point. You must resist every opportunity to turn everything into cock jokes, no matter how irresistable such opportunities may be, even when people named "The Big Trunk" and (God, grant me strength!) "Hindrocket" leap to his defense. Jeff Gannon is just a very sad and silly man of no particular importance, except insofar as he demonstrates the extent to which the White House has corrupted the press corps. It's just a metaphor, dumbass.

posted by Michael 3:04 PM