Wednesday, October 20, 2004

 

Remember: You Heard It Here First

Congress will hold approval of Bush's "9/11 reforms" hostage, until he releases the CIA report re: said date. Afghanistan and Iraq will continue to implode, the victims of a brain-damaged wingnut policy that will leave them each with a central government weak enough to drown in a bathtub. Further Abu Ghraib leaks will come out, these involving rapes of young boys (caught on tape). Gasoline, the price of which has rocketed through the stratosphere the last few months, may stay plateau'd for the next two weeks. (That last tidbit is the good news for Bush.)

Not only should Kerry be measuring for new drapes, but I've already got his campaign victory song. And, in keeping with the Clinton tradition, it's by Fleetwood Mac.

No, not that one (thank God!). That one.

(And I propose they get the Dixie Chicks to perform it at the inaugural ball. Right after they perform Warren Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns and Money," and dedicate it to Dubya.)

Oh, and in the Series? Bosox in six.

posted by Michael 10:54 PM