Monday, August 02, 2004

 

Riddle Me This, Ralphie

Q. What do Ralph Nader and John Ashcroft now have in common?

A. They've both lost in balloting where the voters knew they were supporting an opponent who wouldn't be able to serve even if elected. (Crisco Johnnie lost to a dead man; Ratf*ck Ralphie just lost California's Peace & Freedom Party nomination to Leonard Peltier, who sits in federal prison.)

More and more, Ralphie's starting to look like Harold Stassen . . .

posted by Michael 11:04 AM