Monday, August 30, 2004

 

The Horse Whimperer

Well, if we've got to sink lower than the swiftboat bottomfeeders in order to catch those voters yet "undecided" between restoring democracy and oh, let's call it raging kleptocratic incompetence, I think a promising fishing hole can be found on Bush's horse-free "ranch."

Honestly, have you *ever* seen Bush anywhere near Man's Favorite Equine Companion?

You know, "it's been widely reported" that the little drugstore cowboy is askeered (as they say in Texas) of horses. If so, I think we need to "swiftboat this thing along" for a few weeks on television.

I mean, what does it say about the "character" of a "cowboy" -- who's really a Horse Whimperer?

And there ain't but one way Bush can lay this whole thing to rest. Saddle up, pardner!

posted by Michael 11:20 PM