Sunday, March 02, 2003

 

A shiny new doubleplusgood national anthem, as envisioned by Eric Idle:

We're much better than you are.
We're much bigger than you.
We're much stronger than you are.
Our God is much bigger, too.

We've more money than you have.
Our girls have much bigger tits.
We're much better than you are.
You're just a nation of shits.

We're much tougher than you are.
We're much rougher than you.
We're much butcher than you are.
Our boys are better hung, too.

We're much prouder than you are,
And if you stand in our way,
We'll be more pissed than you are
And we'll just blow you away.

posted by Michael 2:17 AM