Thursday, February 27, 2003

 

So the Supreme Court decides to throw the civil rights community a meager bone? All except Clarence Thomas, of course -- "the Supreme Court's cruelest justice."

My quick take on Thomas's dissent: "Ain't no racism here! Why, look, I went over everything with a fine toothcomb, and if you slice it all thin enough, it's just not racism -- no matter what all those crackers in the majority say! Why, it's just like the Rodney King video -- slow it all down to molasses, and analyze the shit out of each frame, and -- presto! -- the police brutality just disappears!"

Thomas needs to get to the doctor, to have that racism hyperopia looked at.

posted by Michael 10:33 PM