Thursday, January 23, 2003

 

The best thing that could happen to Democrats in 2004 would be for Bush to write his own State of the Union message in 2003.

Can't you just hear it?

"Evenin', folks. I wanna talk to ya about our upcomin' war with Iraq, and Saddam Hussein, an' tell y'all why we're goin' in there, despite the bellyachin' of all 'em pot-smokin' hippies that camped out here las' Satiddy . . .

"Anyhoo, 'member 9-11? We was attacked? Boy, I sure do.

[stares off vacantly for an uncomfortably long time]

"Well, 'course, we had ta go inta Afghanistan, because them Talibaners wouldn't go in and grab and turn over Osama bin Laden to us, just a SIMPLE request, ya think ANYone could get THAT done, . . .

". . . uh, heh, I guess we weren't supposed ta bring HIM up, eh?"

posted by Michael 12:20 AM